George Black
Highway dildos linked to government sex circle
YUKON - Mystery of bizarre discovery solved by social media users An Environment Yukon news release issued December 6 includes a map...
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George Black
- Oct 7, 2021
Trailblazers crack Yukon's housing problem
DAWSON CITY - Incredibly simple idea could solve the territory's housing woes An architect's impression of the 'Colonial Condos' building...
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Patti Pontoon
- May 25, 2021
RCMP investigating missing activists
WHITEHORSE - Self-professed activists may be hiding inside own orifices
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Billy Beringia
- May 7, 2021
More YP text messages released to public
WHITEHORSE - Dixon says members of party are like "overly-obsessed teenagers"
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George Black
- Apr 5, 2021
Yukon landlords launch "empathy" campaign
WHITEHORSE - Rent control would increase hardship for rich people.
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Billy Beringia
- Nov 13, 2020
Yukon launches "Size Matters" road safety campaign
Data says poor driving skills linked to penis size
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Klondike Kate
- Sep 25, 2020
Yukoner disagrees with crash victim's family
WHITEHORSE - Person who sells stories disagrees with judge and victim's family
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George Black
- Sep 18, 2020
Cobalt Construction named as new Department of Highways and Public Works
WHITEHORSE - Shock announcement a shock to everyone, especially Jerry Minister for Highways and Public Works Richard Mostyn at a press...
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Patti Pontoon
- Aug 7, 2020
Yukoners are "to blame" for visitors entering territory
Yukoners could have prevented tourism if they followed "safe-six"
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George Black
- Jul 29, 2020
Yukon Government asks public for help in COVID-19 fight
WHITEHORSE - New 'honesty' campaign asks Yukoners to ask 'what's going on?'
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George Black
- Jul 24, 2020
Yukon issues 'special' decals for Americans
WHITEHORSE - Americans can do whatever they like.
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Billy Beringia
- Jul 15, 2020
$2.7M payday for CBC journalist
WHITEHORSE - Top journalist lured into retirement by massive payout.
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Klondike Kate
- Jul 9, 2020
Yukon now open to Alaskans
WHITEHORSE - Rules for Americans are not enforced
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Billy Beringia
- Jun 18, 2020
Trump "thumbs up" for Premier Silver (Video)
US President tweets praise for Yukon Premier
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Patti Pontoon
- Jun 5, 2020
Vulnerable women "useless" at election time
Yukon women in danger should fend for themselves.
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George Black
- May 29, 2020
Physical distancing for dummies
The one space Yukon's chief medical officer wouldn't comment on during today's town hall? The one space his boss wants to keep closed.
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Billy Beringia
- May 27, 2020
Government gives itself "gold-star" rating
WHITEHORSE - Top doctor congratulates himself for COVID-19 response Dr. Brendan Hanley photographed at a media event in Whitehorse on May...
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Patti Pontoon
- May 8, 2020
Tunnel exposes YESAB corruption
The Yukon Government announced plans today to construct a 500 metre long underwater tunnel connecting Dawson City to West Dawson.
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George Black
- May 1, 2020
Yukon "ready for a dictatorship"
Yukon Premier launches campaign to promote a dictatorship.
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Klondike Kate
- Apr 22, 2020
Whitehorse residents told to "go f**k themselves"
Leaked emails reveal contempt for Yukoners
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Billy Beringia
- Apr 17, 2020
City awards $1.47M contract to worst bidder
Design contract goes to most expensive and unreliable firm.
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Patti Pontoon
- Apr 9, 2020
Population control to reboot economy
Yukon Premier Sandy Silver defended his decision to launch a campaign aimed at decreasing Yukon's elderly population.
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Klondike Kate
- Apr 3, 2020
Yukon's Northlight Innovation goes into liquidation
In a written statement released on Thursday, the Whitehorse non-profit Yukonstruct announced it was dissolving and liquidating its assets.
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Patti Pontoon
- Mar 31, 2020
Alcohol supplies create new style of photography
Yukon photographers uncover niche business opportunity amid pandemic.
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Billy Beringia
- Mar 27, 2020
Na-Cho Nyäk Dun First Nation calls a spade a spade
MAYO - Government of Yukon challenged to start listening to rest of world A sign at the entrance of the Eagle Gold Mine on Wednesday In a...
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Patti Pontoon
- Mar 25, 2020
Yukon's BS response to COVID-19 working, says top doctor
WHITEHORSE - Economic recovery, not human life, is top priority as territory confirms third case of COVID-19 Yukon Health Minister...
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Klondike Kate
- Mar 23, 2020
NorthwesTel denied exclusive rights to oil and gas reserves
NorthwesTel says the company was "simply doing what any other company would do" by seeking to exploit COVID-19 business opportunity.
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Billy Beringia
- Mar 21, 2020
Pedestrian speed limits for Whitehorse
For years, pedestrians have been regularly hit and injured by vehicles on Whitehorse's busy 2nd Avenue.
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Klondike Kate
- Mar 13, 2020
Chief Medical Officer launches BS campaign for Yukon
While Canada and the rest of the world step up COVID-19 readiness and preparedness measures, Yukon sees the launch of an anti-fact campaign
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Billy Beringia
- Mar 13, 2020
Yukonstruct 'Hackathon' event results in confusion
Unqualified non-profit staff not as confused as others after weekend brainstorm.
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Billy Beringia
- Mar 13, 2020
Premier pressured to promote money-waste
It should have been cause for celebration. Instead, winning a national award has led to infighting and bickering.
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